Breaking-up is hard to do! And, it's true. We broke-up. Lesson from Brit-Brit well learned. Womanizers will never work out. You see, all my friends have been with David. Multiple times. For example, here is a picture of my frenemy Kate with David. They can love him all they want, but we are through! Yurman, this yuppie is over coveting you. Xoxo-BLC
PS: I am keeping the jewelry you gave me.
PSS: And, you might resurface on my Christmas list someday.